Exam=Stress!!

 Part-III
Want to hear about the world's most terrific word?? Its "Examination" 
99.9% of the persons get mini heart attacks after listening this word and remaining .1% are Sarthak Aggarwal's :P Exams are the time when we should actually Revise what we have studied earlier but we think we are Einstein Baba's aulad Or google Baba is going to sit next to us in Examination hall.. So instead of revising we study before exams only(by before I mean 1 day before :P) But there are advantages of this disadvantage too!! P.S.Don't kill me before reading this I know all of you hate exams..

Stress Is Good

Yes! It is really good for you.. By taking small stresses of exams u can have the key to conquer Those biggies of life!! Moreover It make you strong too.. But Stress should be in limit and u mr einstein baba's aulad don't try to be over smart by picking books only some hours before exam..If u are thinking to do it plz write a speech too which u would say before leaving your house after results :P

Ramu kaka/Chai wale gets Publicity:-

Every  Boy may have heard this "Agar fail hua toh tujhe chai ki dukkan pe laga dunga" P.S. Actually those who work their don't get admitted to school.. And girls too get dhamki's of "early marrige" or "Ramu kaka ko hatta ke tujhe rakh lenge".. Be happy guys aapki wajah se Ramu kaka & Chai wale get famous :P But u should study & let this social work of giving publicity to chai wale on our PM

Get to learn something Good:-

The topic you won't understand during the entire sem u can understand it from ur frnd 5 mins ago & it will stay in your mind forever..See the advantages of stress (I can give Complex to Google baba too with my knowledge XD #OkSorry) . And get to know about who is ur frnd who will be at same position as you.. I mean "kal se padhunga/padhungi"wali position

And there are many other advantages too u get calls from friends who dnt call u usually to ask "kitna padha" and in examination hall ur neck & eyes do some exercise too :P & if u failed to overcome this exam stress plz don't fail to make a speech after result otherwise u will be uninstalled from house & will be installed as "Ramu kaka" somewhere :P

Dishum Dishum With Friends

Part-II
Girl-1 "kitni kamini hai woh i hate her" *cries*
Girl-2 "the worst person i have ever met.. Such a bitch she is" *cries*
wait oye it's not good to interfere in someone else's fights but they are interesting no?? #OkSorry
the scenario some days back was like
G1- "woh meri sabse achi dost hai we are like sisters"
G2-"she is my bestie & my heartbeat too"
Now i guess the 2nd girl might have died due to heart attack :P
And u boys dont laugh u guys are also like this only actually worse then this atleast hum hathiyar toh nhi uthate (ok fine i confess that many of us cant as we dont knw to use them..khush ho gaye?? ).Back to topic Fights argh horrible word isn't it but actually it's very beneficial too..P.S. dont raise ur one eyebrow coz i cant do it :P
Best Friends ague/fight,Dont talk for a while but BFF's are those who get through it & jump back like it wasn't anything(I dnt knw whose quote is this baad mai google baba se puch lena :P)..
 
Some golden Rules

Teaches You-  

friends are those to whom u may fight & pushes them out and say get lost. But they will stay there only will hug you and say "whats the problem".. i knw it's lil unreal see my bestie hug dene ki bajaye hass rahi thi & was saying "tereko leke jaungi" *plays har ek frnd kamina hota hai*.So If ur frnd goes then i am sorry but that certainly means he/she is not ur frnd. So u get a great lesson Isn't it??

Saves Money/time-

See If u are a tweeple (on twitter) then u don't have to rt their stupid tweets & u don't have to pay their canteen bills no need to check ur mobile at intervals (If u dnt reply with LOL to every whatsapp joke trust me noone will die).So just enjoy your Life.

Will Refreshen you up-

after the fights(only with ur besties) u have millions of things which wants to come out & probably the time u saved while fighting can be spent here..Fights can refreshen u up.. u can understand the meaning of friends and the importance of One in your life*plays har ek frnd zarrori hota hai* what?? bhai inlogon ne songs banaye hi humare liye hain :P

Necessary too-

some times fights are necessary too it can save a relationship. It's better to clear things out rather then keep giving gallis to anyone in mind too :P But always remember one thing that it's only about give & take.. if one is giving some facts u have to reply them only & make the points clear only.. not what he/she did 4-5 years ago!!

See.When good friends fights it's not about who wins/looses.It's about who forgives/forgets and still wants to be friends..and if they don't then partyyy u have just left one fake friend ( don't forget to invite me) :P

Advantages Of Disadvantages

Part-I 

"Phir se Chali gayi" No , I am not talking about anyone's Gf..It's electricity & this dialogue is spoken 265456863584 times a day daily in India.. (I know u are einstein's aulad abhi figure check karne mat baithna :P) So, bad situation Isn't it?? No, T.V. No net(bola na einstein ki aulad chup reh talking abut persons who uses pc/lappy for net) And let me make it worst for You.. It's been more than 12+hrs ..ur Inverter/generator is no more and ur best friend (not ur chuddi budddy einstein ki aulad) ur phone is dead too.. Now Mr Einstein Ki aulad what will you do??.how will You talk to a person who lives a thousand's of miles away from you & using dialogues like "I can't live without u".Like seriously Einstein baba ne bola tha hum Oxygen pe jeete hain(dnt try to open google baba to check this fact ok i dnt know the person who said it..khush?? ).Back to topic Close ur eyes(no need actually it will be enough dark) and slap yourself tightly. (maza aaya?? ab chck kar facts ) U are the biggest fool no?? Yes Electriity is a basic need but you are not right every time.there is a famous saying "Har kutte ka din hota hai" (stop looking at me :/) 

Talk To Person Next Door:-

Come out from Home & talk to ur neighborhood.. Dnt tell me u are out of topic.. Talk about cricket & if u get no good response change the topic quickly to modi or mehengayi.. If Uncle's talk doesn't work Go to an aunty (And u dnt even need a topic here)..your day is fixed enjoy!!

Play Some Games:-

now look at that lil kids playing gully cricket.. & ur childhood will be freshen up.. U can watch them or even bowl some overs(Today's kids are too sharp they dnt give u bating untill u give them chocolates). Still need something more??

Enjoy Nature:-

 Go for a walk in a park watch some birds & nature there(I was gng to say on a ride but petrol?? Ok sorry :P) Here are advantages U'll be freshen Up. Don't think that I'll say Fit 1 din exercise karne se kaun fit ban jata hai?yeah If u live In U.P. then U can stay fit also :P...

U can curse the govt or can enjoy the day in a totally different manner and It's gonna be total fun & u a total fun day.. Those who are finding me to kill me for putting them in such situation.. Have a baba Ji ka Thullu :P And next part coming up shortly :) Have a nice day